DID YOU, EVER THINK YOU WOULD END UP ALL ALONE
TALKING TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TELEPHONE
YESTERDAY YOU BROKE UP; NOW YOUR THROUGH
AND SHE SAID IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF YOU
YOU TRY TO ASK HER SIMPLY WHY, YOU START TO SCREAM & START TO CRY
THEN SHE TELLS YOU ONCE AGAIN, WHERE HER TONGUE HAS REALLY BEEN
SHE MET A GIRL ON FRIDAY NIGHT, THEY START TO KISS AND START TO BITE
AND THE REST IS HISTORY, THAT'S WHY THIS GIRL IS NOT WITH ME
MY GIRLFRIEND, WHOA OH - WA OH OH
MY GIRLFRIEND, WHOA OH - WA OH OH
MY GIRLFRIEND, WHOA OH - WA OH OH
MY GIRLFRIEND

TWO WEEKS LATER, AT A PARTY IN THE BOONES
I SAW MY GIRLFRIEND AND ANOTHER LEAVE THE ROOM
THEY WENT UPSTAIRS, AND THEY TURNED OFF ALL THE LIGHTS
I SAT AND WATCHED EM' CAUSE, THAT'S WHAT A LOSER DOES
SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME
MY LUCK WITH WOMEN, STILL REMAINS A MYSTERY
I CAN'T KEEP THE GIRLS, FROM ALWAYS CHANGING SIDES
UNLESS THEY'RE FAT & UGLY, EVEN THEN THEY FANTACIZE
REPEAT CHORUS....

I WANT TO BE A LEZBIAN
i WANT TO BE A LEZBIAN
I WANT TO BE A LEZBIAN
I WANT TO BE A LEZBIAN LIKE YOU

ONE DAY (ONE DAY) MY TIME (MY TIME) WILL COME (WILL COME),
SO WHY DO I PRETEND TO GIVE A LOUSY SPIT
WHEN I'M REALLY ALMOST OVER IT,
I WANT TO BE A FLIRT,
A GIRL INSIDE HER SKIRT,
I'LL MAKE HER COME AGAIN IT'S TRUE
I WANNA BE A LEZBIAN LIKE YOU